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  1. About the Episode

    South Park: Christian Rock Hard Episode Air Date: 10.29.2003 When the other boys kick Cartman out of their band, he pulls his own group together to make music for Jesus. While Cartman's "Faith + 1" rockets to the top of the Christian charts, Stan, Kyle and Kenny are arrested for downloading music from the Internet.
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    First One to Have Platinum Album Wins

    Season 7
    Christian Rock Hard
    At band practice, the boys realize that their sound is unfocused. Cartman says that Christian rock is the key to success.
    5850 views 01:24 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    180 Million Fans

    Season 7
    Christian Rock Hard
    Cartman enlists Butters and Token as the rhythm section for his new band.
    11763 views 01:15 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    FBI

    Season 7
    Christian Rock Hard
    When the boys can't get money from their parents to buy CDs, they download the albums for free. The FBI shows up and takes them away.
    10559 views 01:30 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Replace Darling & Baby with Jesus

    Season 7
    Christian Rock Hard
    Cartman decides that the best way to write music is by taking existing songs and change certain lyrics to "Jesus."
    14049 views 01:00 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Not A Big Deal

    Season 7
    Christian Rock Hard
    An FBI agent shows the boys the pain that goes with free music downloading.
    43259 views 02:11 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Flashy Inspirational Album Cover

    Season 7
    Christian Rock Hard
    Cartman takes Butters and Token to the beach to shoot the cover for their album. Musical interlude shows Cartman furiously write lyrics.
    7384 views 01:22 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Not A Big Deal 2

    Season 7
    Christian Rock Hard
    The boys get released from prison and decide to put the band on hold. Until downloading has stopped, they will not contribute to the stealing of music.
    3153 views 01:47 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Christ Fest

    Season 7
    Christian Rock Hard
    Cartman's band sells their CDs at Christ-Fest. Cartman traps a band inside a closet so they can take their place in the concert.
    4359 views 01:44 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Faith Plus One

    Season 7
    Christian Rock Hard
    Cartman's band, Faith Plus On, performs a Christian power-ballad at Christ-Fest. The crowd loves it.
    34518 views 01:19 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Metallica Joins the Strike

    Season 7
    Christian Rock Hard
    The boys go on strike to protest downloading. Famous musicians from all over show their support and join in.
    12185 views 01:03 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Pleasing Jesus

    Season 7
    Christian Rock Hard
    Faith Plus One meets with a record label. After they assure the execs that they're not just in it for the money, they sign a deal.
    45048 views 02:10 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Certified Letter For The Rock Band Moop

    Season 7
    Christian Rock Hard
    The boys are starting to lose faith in their strike when they get a letter telling them that Faith Plus One has gone platinum. They decide to make music again.
    2803 views 01:39 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Myrrh Album

    Season 7
    Christian Rock Hard
    At Cartman's ceremony the boys show up to admit they're wrong. But then they find out that there's no platinum in Christian rock.
    28451 views 02:25 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Jesus Baby!

    Season 7
    Christian Rock Hard
    Cartman rocks out a whole stadium of Jesus-lovers with his Christian rock band Faith +1.
    46882 views 1:20 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist
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    Moop Rocks?

    Season 7
    Christian Rock Hard
    The boy's band Moop sounds like Vietnamese people being tortured. Cartman decides to leave the group to form a Christian rock band, and bets Kyle he can go platinum first.
    9009 views 1:25 Tags Add to or Remove from Playlist