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Kick the Baby

Season 1

Cartman Gets an Anal Probe

Cartman gets probed by aliens.

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Timmy Rocks the Mic

Season 4

Timmy 2000

"Timmy and the Lords of the Underworld" take the stage in South Park's Battle of the Bands. The resulting handi-rock melts faces.
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Moop Rocks?

Season 7

Christian Rock Hard

The boy's band Moop sounds like Vietnamese people being tortured. Cartman decides to leave the group to form a Christian rock band, and bets Kyle he can go platinum first.
1589 views 1:25 Tags:
- Cartman
- Stan
- Kyle
- Kenny
- Moop
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Jesus Baby!

Season 7

Christian Rock Hard

Cartman rocks out a whole stadium of Jesus-lovers with his Christian rock band Faith +1.
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Old Time Rock n Roll

Season 4

The Wacky Molestation Adventure

The kids all tell the cops their Parents molested them, and the result is a kick-ass Rock n' Roll montage!
747 views 1:05 Tags:
- Cartman
- Stan
- molestation
- Bob Seger
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Heating Up Washington

Season 5

Kenny Dies

Through a touching rendition of "Heat of the Moment", Cartman is able to convince our government to support stem cell research.
729 views 1:19 Tags:
- Cartman
- The Senate
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Rod Stewart Sucks Balls

Season 3

Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus

It's the millennium concert for Y2K, and who better to bring in the New Year than Rod "Do You Think I'm Sexy?" Stewart. Unfortunately, he poops his pants.
228 views 1:28 Tags:
- Cartman
- Stan
- Kyle
- Rod Stewart
- Y2K
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The War Song War

Season 7

I'm a Little Bit Country

Peace loving rock n' rollers take stage against the Pro-war country folk of South Park. The result is a musical fight to the death.
301 views 1:53 Tags:
- Randy
- Skeeter
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Making Up For Being An A-Hole

Season 9

The Death of Eric Cartman

Cartman thinks he's dead, and in an effort to make up for his many, many, many wrongs....he tries to "Make It Right".
365 views 1:30 Tags:
- Cartman
- Butters
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Fingerbangin' Into The Night

Season 4

Something You Can Do With Your Finger

The boys start a new boy band called Fingerbang, and the result is a stadium full of girls screaming and creaming.
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That's Called A Montage!

Season 6

Asspen

Stan needs to improve his skiing skills fast, and there's only one way to do it. Montage!
320 views 1:31 Tags:
- Stan
- Montage
- Thumper
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Drinking the Chef Aid

Season 2

Chef Aid

All the best musical acts in the world come to play at Chef Aid to support the Chief Chef of rock n' roll...Chef.
182 views 2:20 Tags:
- Chef
- Ozzy Osbourne
- Primus
- Chef Aid
- Rick James
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Korn Learned Something Today

Season 3

Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery

After a spooky ghost mystery, Korn takes the stage to teach South Park a lesson. And more importantly, jam out to "Falling Away From Me".
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Turning Her Into A Slut

Season 3

Hooked on Monkey Fonics

At the Bay Of Pigs Dance, there's a special surprise: a guest performance by Dio. Oh yeah, and Rebecca turns out to be a slut too.
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P. Diddy's Ditty

Season 8

Douche and Turd

Diddy tells Stan he better Vote or Die. Seriously, he's gonna bust a cap in his ass.
320 views 1:15 Tags:
- Stan
- P Diddy
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A Song For Turds

Season 3

Cat Orgy

While babysitting Cartman, Shelly invites her boyfriend and his band to come over. The resulting song is Turd-tastic.
204 views 1:23 Tags:
- Cartman
- Cartman's Mom
- Shelly
- Skyler
- Turd
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