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Jesus Baby!

Season 7

Christian Rock Hard

Cartman rocks out a whole stadium of Jesus-lovers with his Christian rock band Faith +1.

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Timmy Rocks the Mic

Season 4

Timmy 2000

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Moop Rocks?

Season 7

Christian Rock Hard

The boy's band Moop sounds like Vietnamese people being tortured. Cartman decides to leave the group to form a Christian rock band, and bets Kyle he can go platinum first.
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Jesus Baby!

Season 7

Christian Rock Hard

Cartman rocks out a whole stadium of Jesus-lovers with his Christian rock band Faith +1.
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Old Time Rock n Roll

Season 4

The Wacky Molestation Adventure

The kids all tell the cops their Parents molested them, and the result is a kick-ass Rock n' Roll montage!
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Heating Up Washington

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Kenny Dies

Through a touching rendition of "Heat of the Moment", Cartman is able to convince our government to support stem cell research.
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Rod Stewart Sucks Balls

Season 3

Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus

It's the millennium concert for Y2K, and who better to bring in the New Year than Rod "Do You Think I'm Sexy?" Stewart. Unfortunately, he poops his pants.
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The War Song War

Season 7

I'm a Little Bit Country

Peace loving rock n' rollers take stage against the Pro-war country folk of South Park. The result is a musical fight to the death.
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Prostitute Song

Season 4

Fat Camp

The Boys are curious about prostitution, and turn to Chef for advice. With a little song, and the help of James Taylor, he teaches them all about it.
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Kyle's Mom's A Stupid Bitch

Season 1

Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo

Garrison is looking for a non-Jesus Christmas song, and Cartman's got just the one.
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Fingerbangin' Into The Night

Season 4

Something You Can Do With Your Finger

The boys start a new boy band called Fingerbang, and the result is a stadium full of girls screaming and creaming.
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That's Called A Montage!

Season 6

Asspen

Stan needs to improve his skiing skills fast, and there's only one way to do it. Montage!
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Drinking the Chef Aid

Season 2

Chef Aid

All the best musical acts in the world come to play at Chef Aid to support the Chief Chef of rock n' roll...Chef.
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Turning Her Into A Slut

Season 3

Hooked on Monkey Fonics

At the Bay Of Pigs Dance, there's a special surprise: a guest performance by Dio. Oh yeah, and Rebecca turns out to be a slut too.
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P. Diddy's Ditty

Season 8

Douche and Turd

Diddy tells Stan he better Vote or Die. Seriously, he's gonna bust a cap in his ass.
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A Song For Turds

Season 3

Cat Orgy

While babysitting Cartman, Shelly invites her boyfriend and his band to come over. The resulting song is Turd-tastic.
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The boys bet Cartman that they will make a platinum album first.
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Not A Big Deal

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The boys feel bad about downloading music for free.
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Flashy Inspirational Album Cover

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Cartman's band gets ready for fame.
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Not A Big Deal 2

Season 7

Christian Rock Hard

The boys decide to fight the downloading of music for free.
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Christian Rock Hard

Cartman tricks a band in to losing their slot at a concert.
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Faith Plus One

Season 7

Christian Rock Hard

Faith Plus One performs.
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Metallica Joins the Strike

Season 7

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Kyle, Stan and Kenny get support for their strike.
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Pleasing Jesus

Season 7

Christian Rock Hard

Faith Plus One gets a record deal.
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Certified Letter For The Rock Band Moop

Season 7

Christian Rock Hard

The boys decide that true music is not about money.
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Myrrh Album

Season 7

Christian Rock Hard

Cartman loses the bet after all.
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Jesus Baby!

Season 7

Christian Rock Hard

Cartman rocks out a whole stadium of Jesus-lovers with his Christian rock band Faith +1.
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Moop Rocks?

Season 7

Christian Rock Hard

The boy's band Moop sounds like Vietnamese people being tortured. Cartman decides to leave the group to form a Christian rock band, and bets Kyle he can go platinum first.
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- Kyle
- Kenny
- Moop
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Christian Rock Hard Episode Air Date: 10.29.03 When the other boys kick Cartman out of their band, he pulls his own group together to make music for Jesus.
First One to Have Platinum Album Wins

Season 7

Christian Rock Hard

The boys bet Cartman that they will make a platinum album first.
137 views 01:24 Tags:
- Cartman
- Stan
- Kyle
- Kenny
- Religion
- Christian Rock
- Moop
- hip-hop
- platinum album
- Creed
- Latin jazz
- fusion
Add to or Remove from Playlist
180 Million Fans

Season 7

Christian Rock Hard

Cartman puts a new band together.
284 views 01:15 Tags:
- Cartman
- Butters
- token
- Religion
- Christian Rock
- drums
- new band
- Bass Guitar
Add to or Remove from Playlist
FBI

Season 7

Christian Rock Hard

The FBI catches the boys downloading music.
332 views 01:30 Tags:
- Stan
- Kyle
- Kenny
- kyle's mom
- Mr. Broflovski
- FBI
- Metallica
- Judas Priest
- Stevie Wonder
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Replace Darling & Baby with Jesus

Season 7

Christian Rock Hard

Cartman's new band practices.
228 views 01:00 Tags:
- Cartman
- Butters
- token
- Religion
- Jesus
- Christian Rock
- practice
- drums
- bass
- I Can't Live Without You
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Not A Big Deal

Season 7

Christian Rock Hard

The boys feel bad about downloading music for free.
78 views 02:11 Tags:
Add to or Remove from Playlist
Flashy Inspirational Album Cover

Season 7

Christian Rock Hard

Cartman's band gets ready for fame.
25 views 01:22 Tags:
- Cartman
- Butters
- token
- Religion
- Jesus
- Christian Rock
- 8 Mile
- photo shoot
- album cover
Add to or Remove from Playlist
Not A Big Deal 2

Season 7

Christian Rock Hard

The boys decide to fight the downloading of music for free.
18 views 01:47 Tags:
- Cartman
- Stan
- Kyle
- Kenny
- randy marsh
- Religion
- Mr. Broflovski
- Mr.. mccormick
- Christian Rock
- Moop
- Christ-Fest
- downloads
- Detective
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Christ Fest

Season 7

Christian Rock Hard

Cartman tricks a band in to losing their slot at a concert.
20 views 01:44 Tags:
- token
- Religion
- Christian Rock
- Faith Plus One
- hard-core
- punk
- Sanctified
- Trinity
- Butters. Cartman
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Faith Plus One

Season 7

Christian Rock Hard

Faith Plus One performs.
128 views 01:19 Tags:
- Cartman
- Butters
- token
- Religion
- Song
- Jesus
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Metallica Joins the Strike

Season 7

Christian Rock Hard

Kyle, Stan and Kenny get support for their strike.
70 views 01:03 Tags:
- Stan
- Kyle
- Kenny
- News 4
- Tom
- Strike
- Moop
- Alanis Morissette
- Lars Ulrich
- Metallica
- Blink 182
- James Hatfield
Add to or Remove from Playlist
Pleasing Jesus

Season 7

Christian Rock Hard

Faith Plus One gets a record deal.
106 views 02:10 Tags:
Add to or Remove from Playlist
Certified Letter For The Rock Band Moop

Season 7

Christian Rock Hard

The boys decide that true music is not about money.
17 views 01:39 Tags:
- Cartman
- Stan
- Kyle
- Kenny
- Strike
- Faith Plus One
- Moop
- letter
- Metallica
- Lars Ulrich
- platinum
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Myrrh Album

Season 7

Christian Rock Hard

Cartman loses the bet after all.
28 views 02:25 Tags:
- Cartman
- Stan
- Kyle
- Kenny
- Butters
- token
- Faith Plus One
- frankincense
- myrrh
- Michael Collins
Add to or Remove from Playlist
Jesus Baby!

Season 7

Christian Rock Hard

Cartman rocks out a whole stadium of Jesus-lovers with his Christian rock band Faith +1.
1,333 views 1:20 Tags:
Add to or Remove from Playlist
Moop Rocks?

Season 7

Christian Rock Hard

The boy's band Moop sounds like Vietnamese people being tortured. Cartman decides to leave the group to form a Christian rock band, and bets Kyle he can go platinum first.
1,627 views 1:25 Tags:
- Cartman
- Stan
- Kyle
- Kenny
- Moop
Add to or Remove from Playlist

Clips Christian Rock Hard

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Jesus Baby!

Season 7

Christian Rock Hard

Cartman rocks out a whole stadium of Jesus-lovers with his Christian rock band Faith +1.

Season 4

Timmy 2000

"Timmy and the Lords of the Underworld" take the stage in South Park's Battle of the Bands. The resulting handi-rock melts faces.

Season 7

Christian Rock Hard

The boy's band Moop sounds like Vietnamese people being tortured. Cartman decides to leave the group to form a Christian rock band, and bets Kyle he can go platinum first.

Season 7

Christian Rock Hard

Cartman rocks out a whole stadium of Jesus-lovers with his Christian rock band Faith +1.

Season 4

The Wacky Molestation Adventure

The kids all tell the cops their Parents molested them, and the result is a kick-ass Rock n' Roll montage!

Season 5

Kenny Dies

Through a touching rendition of "Heat of the Moment", Cartman is able to convince our government to support stem cell research.

Season 3

Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus

It's the millennium concert for Y2K, and who better to bring in the New Year than Rod "Do You Think I'm Sexy?" Stewart. Unfortunately, he poops his pants.

Season 7

I'm a Little Bit Country

Peace loving rock n' rollers take stage against the Pro-war country folk of South Park. The result is a musical fight to the death.

Season 4

Fat Camp

The Boys are curious about prostitution, and turn to Chef for advice. With a little song, and the help of James Taylor, he teaches them all about it.

Season 1

Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo

Garrison is looking for a non-Jesus Christmas song, and Cartman's got just the one.

Season 4

Something You Can Do With Your Finger

The boys start a new boy band called Fingerbang, and the result is a stadium full of girls screaming and creaming.

Season 6

Asspen

Stan needs to improve his skiing skills fast, and there's only one way to do it. Montage!

Season 2

Chef Aid

All the best musical acts in the world come to play at Chef Aid to support the Chief Chef of rock n' roll...Chef.

Season 3

Hooked on Monkey Fonics

At the Bay Of Pigs Dance, there's a special surprise: a guest performance by Dio. Oh yeah, and Rebecca turns out to be a slut too.

Season 8

Douche and Turd

Diddy tells Stan he better Vote or Die. Seriously, he's gonna bust a cap in his ass.

Season 3

Cat Orgy

While babysitting Cartman, Shelly invites her boyfriend and his band to come over. The resulting song is Turd-tastic.

Season 7

Christian Rock Hard

The boys bet Cartman that they will make a platinum album first.

Season 7

Christian Rock Hard

Cartman puts a new band together.

Season 7

Christian Rock Hard

The FBI catches the boys downloading music.

Season 7

Christian Rock Hard

Cartman's new band practices.

Season 7

Christian Rock Hard

The boys feel bad about downloading music for free.

Season 7

Christian Rock Hard

Cartman's band gets ready for fame.

Season 7

Christian Rock Hard

The boys decide to fight the downloading of music for free.

Season 7

Christian Rock Hard

Cartman tricks a band in to losing their slot at a concert.

Season 7

Christian Rock Hard

Faith Plus One performs.

Season 7

Christian Rock Hard