South Park: Pinewood Derby

Randy is determined that Stan will win this year's pinewood derby. He comes up with a plan that will assure Stan a first place trophy.

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  South Park: Pinewood Derby
  
  Original Air Date: 04.15.2009
  
  Randy is determined that Stan will win this year's pinewood derby. He comes up with a plan that will assure Stan a first place trophy.
  
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South Park: Pinewood Derby

Original Air Date: 04.15.2009

Randy is determined that Stan will win this year's pinewood derby. He comes up with a plan that will assure Stan a first place trophy.

Stan
Randy Marsh
Pinewood Derby
intergalactic forces
Baby Fark McGee-zax
money
aliens
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Anonymous *1306: Pinewood Derby* Pre-Air Discussion As I recall, the key to a successful pinewood derby car is the installation of the wheels. The four plastic wheels are each held on by a single nail which acts as the axle. You have to make sure that nail goes in nice and straight to maximize the vehicles efficiency. And always lubricate the wheels at the axle with graphite.

My pinewood derby cars used rubber wheels and we used 3-N-1 oil on them to make them go faster. What a mess. Oil and grease everywhere.

EDIT: It's 7:08 PDT (10:08 EDT). Shouldn't this thread be closed and a link provided for Post-Air Discussion? Hope Nall is Okay Reply
Diabeteth Re: *1306: Pinewood Derby* Pre-Air Discussion Yeah, where's the Post-Air thread? It seems only appropriate to discuss this there.

EDIT: Commercial break. I'll at least say that this is going in an interesting direction: that gives away nothing to people on the west coast. Where's our post-air thread?... Reply
sterry329 Re: *1306: Pinewood Derby* Pre-Air Discussion yeah, it' a strange story line so far... I have laughed a bit though so hopefully they keep it entertaining.. Reply
gtaca2005 Re: *1306: Pinewood Derby* Pre-Air Discussion So far, so good. Reply
spfan1494 Re: *1306: Pinewood Derby* Pre-Air Discussion I ain't talking until nall puts up a post-air thread. It might not be made since the episode is in progress per se. Randy, you're the hero. Not. Reply
triplemultiplex Re: *1306: Pinewood Derby* Pre-Air Discussion Well until they get it up, I'm posting in this one.

Loved the shout-out to the Large Hadron Collider. And Randy dressed as Laia was great.

I wonder if one of the guys watches that Lie to Me show on FOX; that stuff about facial expressions when you lie is covered extensively on there.

Aliens + gangsters makes good Star Trek.... Reply
Anonymous Re: *1306: Pinewood Derby* Pre-Air Discussion I ain't talking until nall puts up a post-air thread. It might not be made since the episode is in progress per se. Randy, you're the hero. Not.

No, Nall customarily locks the pre-air thread and starts the post-air thread right at showtime. I've checked, and Nall is not on line. I hope he's Okay Reply
spfan1494 Re: *1306: Pinewood Derby* Pre-Air Discussion Baby what's his name just took Stan hostage into the supermarket. Reply
sterry329 Re: *1306: Pinewood Derby* Pre-Air Discussion I want some Space Cash!

Is this episode making fun of any current events right now? I can't tell.. Reply
Diabeteth Re: *1306: Pinewood Derby* Pre-Air Discussion Lying gets you into trouble. They're deeper in than the Boys were when they promised that Terrance and Phillip would show up for Earth Day... Reply
gtaca2005 Re: *1306: Pinewood Derby* Pre-Air Discussion How the hell is that money useful?

It's like Monopoly money.

Maybe because it came from higher life forms, so it has value there, but why wouldn't they just give it back and talk with the aliens? Reply
triplemultiplex Re: *1306: Pinewood Derby* Pre-Air Discussion This episode has now taken on kind of a Goodfellas vibe. The space cash is analogous to the big airport heist in that movie. Very nice.

I like how Randy keeps talking to all the world leaders. No word from President Obama yet, though.

It's primarily a Randy episode as opposed to a Stan & Randy episode. Reply
nall *1306: Pinewood Derby* Post-Air Discussion I moved all the appropriate posts to the post-air topic.
Sorry for the inconvenience.

....And happy tax day! Reply
gtaca2005 Re: *1306: Pinewood Derby* Post-Air Discussion How the hell is that money useful?

It's like Monopoly money.

Maybe because it came from higher life forms, so it has value there, but why wouldn't they just give it back and talk with the aliens? Reply
spfan1494 Re: *1306: Pinewood Derby* Post-Air Discussion More Randy than I thought. And once again, Randy has goofed it and Stan came clean. Reply
gtaca2005 Re: *1306: Pinewood Derby* Post-Air Discussion Heh, I was right about the money. Reply
GlittersBlings Re: *1306: Pinewood Derby* Post-Air Discussion I'll give this one 7.8/10. Reply
Michaeloptv Re: *1306: Pinewood Derby* Post-Air Discussion Not happy with this one....

Come on...fake space aliens!!
No Obama as a leader, only Stan and Randy for the most part.

It was very too repetitve, very lame and stupid!!

This is basically as bad as Spear's if not worse!

The episode made no sense, it barely made me laugh, and I am just so confused right now!

The ONLY funny parts were when Randy dressed up as Lila, the kid's dad's death "he's ok!"...and Mexico!!

But other than that, it suxed. It just proves that the world is full of greed...la de dah! Reply
Just like Cartman Pinewood Derby Classic Southpark! I loved Pinewood Derby and finally there is proff that there is life on other planets. I knew it all along. But I did miss not seeing Cartman in this episode. Reply
Diabeteth Re: *1306: Pinewood Derby* Post-Air Discussion HA! Well, at least the Ethiopians made it to another planet, eh? So much for ever seeing them again. Speaking of which, this wasn't really first contact with aliens. Honestly, what was the very first episode? Not that South Park has exactly been consistent with alien life... I thought Earth was a reality show?

Anyway... I don't like having that much Randy in an episode. I like seeing the kids more. Still, that episode was kinda funny. I liked last week's more, but still, not bad. Not their best, not by a long shot, but still not bad. You just KNOW that was what would happen if the situation popped up, right? Poor, poor Finland is gone now... too bad.

Let that be a lesson to you all: lying just makes things worse! Reply
spfan1494 Re: *1306: Pinewood Derby* Post-Air Discussion This was just another one of those boring/ridiculous Randy episodes. Randy cheated for his own and his son's gains, and in the end, Stan felt the need to spill the beans and tell the truth. The results? The whole world got blocked off from the rest of the universe. For reals. Not the episode I expected. Reply
triplemultiplex Re: *1306: Pinewood Derby* Post-Air Discussion Hey, there we go! Amazing how fast we got used to this pre-air/post-air format.

This one had an interesting twist at the end. I kind of expected the grays to make a noticeable appearance. But what ever.

Good thing the universal network heads blanked everyone's memory at the end of Cancelled otherwise this wouldn't have been a big surprise to everyone. I wonder how those two parts of the South Park universe could reconcile each other.

When they had the aliens set up the force field around Earth, they missed a golden opportunity for an old school Star Trek reference. The aliens should've put up the force field Tholian Web-style. That would've been sweet.

Crazy episode; I enjoyed it. Reply
Pegazeus Re: *1306: Pinewood Derby* Post-Air Discussion Yeah this episode sucked. 5/10. And that's being generous because this season has been awesome. Except this crap. Reply
RemedyLive30 Re: *1306: Pinewood Derby* Post-Air Discussion It felt like the episode was rushed a little bit. The plots in this episode was repetitive and somewhat predictable. They did not use enough time to build a strong climax, or for that matter even a decent resolution as well. This South Park episode was mediocre but does not bum me out at all! I still feel that Season 13 will have more hits then misses! Reply
That-Is-Bull Re: *1306: Pinewood Derby* Post-Air Discussion Speaking of which, this wasn't really first contact with aliens. Honestly, what was the very first episode? Not that South Park has exactly been consistent with alien life... I thought Earth was a reality show?

Indeed, but the aliens erased everybody's memory, remember? Reply
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South Park: Pinewood Derby

Randy is determined that Stan will win this year's pinewood derby. He comes up with a plan that will assure Stan a first place trophy.

South Park: The Ring

Original Air Date: 03.11.2009

South Park: The Coon

Original Air Date: 03.18.2009

South Park: Margaritaville

Original Air Date: 03.25.2009

South Park: Eat, Pray, Queef

Original Air Date: 04.01.2009

South Park: Fishsticks

Original Air Date: 04.08.2009

South Park: Pinewood Derby

Original Air Date: 04.15.2009

South Park: Fatbeard

Original Air Date: 04.22.2009

South Park: Dead Celebrities

Original Air Date: 10.07.2009

South Park: Butters' Bottom Bitch

Original Air Date: 10.14.2009

South Park: W.T.F.

Original Air Date: 10.21.2009

South Park: Whale Whores

Original Air Date: 10.28.2009

South Park: The F Word

Original Air Date: 11.04.2009

South Park: Dances With Smurfs

Original Air Date: 11.11.2009

South Park: Pee

Original Air Date: 11.18.2009