Character Guide

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Bat Dad The ultimate Little League trash talking parent. Bat Dad rocks his beer and his purple costume in obnoxious, rowdy fashion. And if you don't root for the Denver team, prepare yourself to be Bat-Dadded!
Chef's Parents Nelle and Thomas McElroy are Chef's loving parents. Although we first met them while visiting South Park for Chef's disastrous attempted marriage, they actually live in a villa in Scotland. Here, they have frequent run-ins with the Lock Ness Monster who's always trying to borrow "tree-fiddy."
Chief Runs With Premise Chief and leader of the Three Feathers Casino. He is the brainchild behind the genius "SARS-covered-blanket" technique -- that is until his own son, Premise Running Thin, becomes infected...
Mrs. Claridge Mrs. Claridge was the boys' pre-school teacher. When a fire goes out of control it horribly disfigures her -- now she is confined to a special wheelchair that needs to speak for her... one beep for yes, two for no.
Al Gore Al Gore was the Vice President of the United States, but now he goes around warning people about the greatest threat to the human race...Manbearpig.
Mr. Gueermo Bridon's Dad and a huge fan of theater. He loves to sing, dance, and prance around in his undies, as well as slap anyone that disagrees with him.
Mrs. Gueermo Bridon's Mom, and the recipient of many a slapping.
Hardly Boys These two young amateur detectives follow their raging clues to help solve the mystery of who took the dookie in the boys' room urinal.
Jesus Ol' holy Jesus is a great friend of the boys, always ready to lend a helping hand or dispense some godly advice. In addition to being good friends with God and Rod Stewart, he has his own cable access show called "Jesus & Pals" and is a crucial member in Imaginationland's Council of Nine.When things get really out of control, he calls upon the Super Best Friends, a team of his deity BFFs who will stop at nothing to protect the world.
Mr. Mackey Mr. Mackey is South Park Elementary's school counselor. He's always trying to dispense helpful knowledge to the kids on a wide variety of topics -- ranging from sex education to therapy sessions. He briefly experimented with drugs, which are bad, in "Ike's Wee Wee". And he had a pretty hot and heavy relationship with Miss Choksondik in "Proper Condom Use". Mkay?
Grandpa Marsh This is Stan's grandfather (full name: Marvin Marsh). He's old, dying and is constantly trying to kill himself. He helped lead the AARP in their charge to not take old people's licenses away. He is also an elite member of the Hare Club For Men.
Ned Ned Gerblanksi is Jimbo's old war buddy who co-hosts "Huntin' & Killin'." He blew his arm off with a grenade in Vietnam while helping to destroy the entire Viet Cong army. He also received throat cancer from smoking too many cigarettes and now must speak with the help of an electro-larynx. During the second season he was put into a catatonic state when he encountered the Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka.
Phillip The blond-haired best friend of Terrance, from the fart-loving comedy duo Terrance and Phillip. He was born Phillip Niles Argyle, a brash young baby from Montreal and has since gone on to be one of Canada's biggest stars.The comedy duo briefly broke up prior to "Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow" but have since patched things up. Both of them live together in Canada, love Kraft dinner, and recently got hitched to the Queef Sisters. At the ceremony, Phillip and Katherine where happily pronounced farts and queefs.
Dr. Nelson Dr. David Nelson is a "little person" who visits South Park Elementary to teach the kids about sensitivity and the power of words. However, his powerful words don't quite get through to Cartman...
Nut Gobbler She's a hooker with a heart of gold (and a nasty urinary tract infection). While attempting to get laid in "Erection Day," Jimmy wins her heart...and her body.
The Queef Sisters Meet Katherine and Katie, two young Canadian women who love to queef. Their TV program replaces Terrance and Phillip's show on the CBC (much to their chagrin), and stirs up quite a controversy in South Park.
Skeeter Skeeter is a red-haired redneck who is frequently found at the bar. He is most well known for his "We don't take too kindly to..." lines and for asking people who don't like America to "git out". He was also the leader of South Park's pro-war supporters.
Mr. Slave Mr. Slave was Garrison's long-time teaching assistant (or "teacher's ass" for short). He loves sadomasochism and he's not afraid to shove things up his ass -- whether it be the class gerbil Lemmiwinks or Paris Hilton. And he's always around to dispense knowledge of his whorecapades to the children.Mr. Slave broke off his relationship with Garrison after Garrison's "vaginoplasty" sex change operation. And shortly after gay marriage was legalized, he got hitched to Big Gay Al in a glorious white wedding.